These will get more sophisticated once I move out of my friends’ basement and have my full desk set up.
For those who don’t follow the NFL, JJ Watt is a defensive player for the Houston Trailer Trash. His job is to try to sack Andrew “God Mode” Luck of the Indianapolis Colts.
The joke here is that Watt claims to spend the offseason in a Spartan cabin in the woods, with no tech, just weights. In truth, it’s a fancy forest house.
In contrast, Andrew Luck can’t FaceTime because he still uses a flip phone. Enjoy.