This is ridiculous and I am absolutely watching it

I haven’t seen a Fast & Furious movie since the first one came out when I was 17. That was…**math** 17 years ago.

Now that The Rock has won the cinematic arm wrestling match against Vin Diesel and fully controls the franchise, I hear they are good again. Dunno.

Far as I can tell, these movies are about guys that fight crime by driving cars fast.

Imagine The Dukes of Hazzard with gravitas and a budget.

Then add 400 pounds of testosterone with islander tattoos from The Rock, and 250 pounds of cleanshaven James Bond roleplay from Statham. Cherry on top, Idris Elba gets to play Evil Black Superman.

With the exception of there being no robots or dragons, this movie is already perfect.

I have plenty of time to watch the other…**math** SEVEN movies now, in preparation for this one.

It is just too risky to think about missing important details.