Hey Graham maybe you should blog more

Hey maybe you should shut up

“You need to have a following online if you want to sell books”

Yeah I agree, how much time do I spend building that following?

“Make a video”

So you don’t have an answer then

“Why aren’t you spending more time on Instagram”

Because I’m writing the books that 12 people are reading, you ignorant skank

“Why are you arguing with yourself”

Where am I supposed to get decent arguments? Twitter? Bruh

“How much have you even written today”

(looks at the above) No way I’m counting this, bye